Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:
I want that to be the final line of my biography.
let’s not forget about this gem from macbeth
and, of course, from henry v
ah, the leeks.
Guys are we forgetting Titus Andronicus or
I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
She has the eyes of a tiger: Full of power, mystery and intense focus. She had the mind of a raven: Sharp, witty, and thorough. She has the body of a goddess: Slim, slender, and drives mortal men insane. She has the voice of the wind: Cool, unstoppable, and mighty. She has the laugh of a river: Constant, flowing, and pure. She has the hands of silk: soft, smooth, and priceless. She has the mindset of a cub: ferocious, playful, and childlike.
sfvkasvfkjwvsabk i didnt think i would actually get one… thank you so much anon wow bdkasbj